PEOPLE I'VE BEEN TOLD I LOOK LIKE

Over the years, over haircuts, over and over again
  1. This is me
    See here in a still from that one time I was on a reality dating show- another story for another time
  2. Ashton Kutcher
    Long haired days especially
  3. Keanu Reeves
    I don't see it really but call me Johnny Utah anyway
  4. Martin Shkreli
    Hopefully slightly less punchable
  5. Fun fact. Pretty sure a girl dated/tolerated me only due to this likeness. She had a habit of introducing me to others and quickly mentioning this. a John Mayer poster was the only art she had in her apartment. Pretty sure I was some sort of consolation upon her realizing she won't ever date the real one. I accept my off brand Mayer aesthetic
  6. A jackass
    Yeah I get it
  7. Jake Gyllenhaal
    But not Maggie 🙁
  8. Moral of this story? Brown haired white guys look a shit load like each other