Sentences That Demonstrate More Foreign Policy Knowledge Than Anything Trump Said Today
- •"China is a country east or west of the US depending on which way you look at because the earth is round"
- •"People in Asia buy things"
- •"Italy looks kind of like a boot that Ivanklalkannania would wear"I'm not looking up who or what Trump is married to/donated his emetic code to, just know it's a lot of As
- •"Mexico is actually named the United States of Mexico"
- •"Libya is almost an anagram of labia"
- •"Finland has more saunas than cars"