Sentences That Demonstrate More Foreign Policy Knowledge Than Anything Trump Said Today

  1. "China is a country east or west of the US depending on which way you look at because the earth is round"
  2. "People in Asia buy things"
  3. "Italy looks kind of like a boot that Ivanklalkannania would wear"
    I'm not looking up who or what Trump is married to/donated his emetic code to, just know it's a lot of As
  4. "Mexico is actually named the United States of Mexico"
  5. "Libya is almost an anagram of labia"
  6. "Finland has more saunas than cars"
  7. "America"