That Which Encourages Distrust

  1. Putting ice in beer
  2. Wearing promotional tee shirts out at night
  3. Drinking soda/energy drinks as opposed to coffee in the morning
  4. Hanging unframed posters
  5. Snug fitting basketball jerseys
  6. Unkempt mustaches
  7. Very kempt mustaches
  8. Putting more than one cell phone on a table in public
  9. Adults wearing lip gloss/glittery make up
  10. Being unable to recall ones most recently read book
  11. People with complicated opinions on "haters"
  12. Cryptic tweets/Facebook statuses
  13. Trilbies
  14. Taking umbrage at someone's unfamiliarity with a pop culture commodity
  15. Disliking bread on taste alone