The stereotype costumey stuff that will go the way of hoop skirts, bell bottoms, tie dye, and new wave haircuts in a few decades
  1. "Suns out, guns out" tank top
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  2. Jogger pants
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    You know, the regular looking pants but with the elastic around the ankle. Bonus points for drop crotch
  3. Those stupid edm furry rave hats with the dangling arms
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    Like the one im wearing in one of my dating app photos
  4. Giant beard
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  5. Gigantic shirts
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    Or really anything from Yeezy. Yeah I'm calling Kanye out on some fashionable ephemera
  6. Lululemon
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  7. Half your head shaved
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  8. Guys too on that last one
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  9. Flower crown
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    Or just coachella style in general
  10. A sense of doubt that you can perpetuate the American Dream of furthering and expanding economic prosperity
  11. High waisted diaper butt jean shorts
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