Things I'm ready to do

Just ask
  1. Give a best man speech
  2. Befriend and/or date your most insufferably aloof and beautiful friend
  3. Talk a lot about the intersection between seemingly disparate pop cultures
    Dare you to ask me for full theory on how Gone Girl is Fight Club for women
  4. Drink the most forebodingly colored alcohol
  5. Cook
  6. Write anything following your most ridiculous prompt
  7. Drive for the long haul
  8. Get really thoughtful presents
  9. Give advice about exes despite woeful underqualifications
  10. Sing songs by the Strokes
  11. Give you a make over
  12. Be launched into space