THINGS TO SAY TO MY FRIEND JARED WHO SAID LIST WAS JUST BASICALLY TWITTER

He was spitting hate on Twitter ironically enough. But he's a #verified guy since he edits at maxim so I don't want vitriol to spread. What are your shots?
  1. Gonna make a list open to suggestions as to why you're wrong
  2. Best watch out or @ChrisK gonna school you so hard
  3. You can't sub-list