1. This isn't as good as I hoped it would be...
  2. Why am I here alone on a Saturday?
  3. Is it more okay if my plan after this is to go to Target to get buttermilk and Bath and Bodyworks to get hand soap and car air fresheners?
    Seriously though, Bath and Bodyworks is amazing.
  4. This woman with a glass of wine sitting down next to me at the window bar: what do you want?
    Her view is the wall, mine is the window.
  5. Why did she get a large soda and a glass of wine?
    I'm in no position to judge; it sounds good.
  6. Maybe I should leave without finishing my food.