THINGS I DID TODAY ON FUNEMPLOYMENT

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  1. Had morning coffee while arguing with Fidelity over my 401K.
  2. Created an excel spreadsheet that compared floral designers' prices
  3. Watched six episodes of The 100.
  4. Read the US adaption of Luther and took notes. Damn good, please don't ruin it, FOX.
  5. Walked to 7/11 to check two lottery tickets for last night's jackpot. Didn't win.
  6. Read this week's New York Magazine in its entirety.
  7. Ate all the peanut butter. Whoops.