1. he's a total stud
  2. but very cliche like come on he's a thoreau want-to-be
  3. we could've been like bffs
    i totally see it even though i'm not a super huge fan of philanthropy
  4. he's the dumbest smart person ever like why did you do this. you've been dead for 24 years and you're still making teen girls fall for you. shut up