Random Thoughts/Questions

oh god i have way too many
  1. what will my last words be
  2. what is the lava part of lava lamps
  3. why is it so freaking hard to shave your butt hole why does jesus want me to have a hairy ass
  4. i'm so hot and cute and insightful why am i still single
  5. why are my parents deciding NOW when i'm about to leave for college to be "good parents" like dude it's too late you already fucked up
  6. boys are so stupid. jesus WHY
  7. this girl is literally so redundant! and stop throwing shade at me lol it's literally not shade anymore just call me out already
  8. i also realized that i'm way too good for any of these boys except like john mayer. we are equals
  9. IF SOMEONE CALLS ME A BRUNETTE ONE MORE FUCKINF TIME IM GOINF TO LOSE MY SHIT