THINGS I DID IN HEELS TODAY

  1. Got coffee
  2. Went on a date with a lovely lady
  3. Cleaned my room
  4. Made wings
  5. Built a (damn good) fire
  6. Walked a lot
  7. Drove a lot
  8. Danced a lot
  9. Cleaned up wine stains on Pio's bed
  10. Said no to a fuckboy asking for my number
  11. Told off a fuckboy who made a rape joke
  12. Tried to drain a flooded floor/mop water off of a porch
  13. Hugged a boy who said he loved me
  14. Parallel parked
  15. Wrote this list