MY GOALS FOR USING THE LIST APP

Ahem. May I have your attention please.
  1. To escape from my unchecked to do list
    This is much more exciting!
  2. To be informed concisely on matters important to me.
    Or matters that should be.
  3. To meet others who love lists as much as I do!
    Finally not #foreveralone
  4. To get @bjnovak to #relist me while I still have a chance.
    Pwitty pwease?