Five reasons why working on Saturday sucked today

Usually I don't mind working Saturdays in the library. It's mostly quiet and I can get a lot done. But today has been different...
  1. 1.
    Left home without my laptop so I had to use my Surface instead. It's so small! Keys too little for my fat stubby fingers, and screen too small for my messed-up eyes.
  2. 2.
    Breakfast was coffee and a package of Tiny Twist pretzels. I didn't have time to stop for food on the way.
  3. 3.
    Forgot my ID # while helping a patron. I've had the same number for sixteen years, but it just flew out of my head today. I had to run to my office to look it up while she waited.
  4. 4.
    Worms in the bathroom. OK, they might be centipedes, but whatever they are they're icky. Here's one, but I saw three more nearby. WORMS.
  5. 5.
    Went to Whataburger for lunch and accidentally ordered the super-humongous sized drink. On the way back in to the building, my purse fell off my shoulder and I grabbed the cup so tightly that my thumb went through.
    Thanks to Germy the page for getting me a rescue cup!