MISLEADING / ILL-ADVISED BUSINESS NAMES (MID-MICHIGAN)

I live in Lansing, MI. A place you probably never think about.
  1. Sensations
    An Alzheimer's assisted living facility
  2. DJ INTERNET CAFE SWEEPSTAKES
    In a strip mall in South Lansing. No idea what this was. Never actually seemed open.
  3. Visible Changes
    A beauty salon in Mason.
  4. A Splash Of Color
    Tattoo parlor in East Lansing.
  5. Shaggin Wagon
    A cab company. Basically some dude with an old mini van. Never take this cab.
  6. The Dowry Bridal
    A bridal shop in Grand Ledge.
  7. Not even real. In the context of any other city, it would be hilarious but not in Lansing. Creepy!