From worst to best
  1. The freezing ones
  2. The sweaty ones
  3. The ones where a lot of people seem to be dying
  4. The ones where everyone seems to be pregnant
  5. The rainy ones
  6. The ones where you can't remember all the siblings on "Eight Is Enough" and you feel guilty, as if they were real relatives, because maybe you never saw most of your own extended family as a child
  7. The ones where all the birthdays and all the freelance work seem to happen at once
  8. The mildly warm ones
  9. The Christmas ones
  10. The cool ones that still smell like the least-dire school days, even though that also means the freezing ones are just around the corner again