Love notes to my husband

If I fall (literally) and don't get up Please leave me there
  1. And don't ask me what's for dinner
    Look for left overs in that black hole we call an appliance
  2. This is the perfect time for a good nap
  3. Your shoes? You can roll me because that's probably why I fell
  4. Because I don't want to listen to you complain about your back pain for the rest of the week
    From helping me up of course
  5. If you can find the laundry room it's filled with clean clothes for you to wear
  6. It will be another unbelievable story I can share with my posse of girlfriends
  7. This is all assuming you'll notice me on the floor
    I love you