Things that have changed since turning 60

Believe me it was a big deal
  1. I stopped coloring my hair
    I feel liberated and surprisingly enough I get compliments all the time
  2. I stopped laughing when I see people fall (come on be honest)
    @ 60 it's a new reality
  3. No more arguing with mom I've finally have achieved the patience to just let her talk and then some
  4. I can't remember the last time I flipped the bird at anybody
    It seems so vulgar now
  5. No more getting fall down drunk
    It's too hard to get up and it's a new reality
  6. My wants have taken back seat to my needs
    Excluding lipstick and mani/pedi's
  7. My house has dust and clutter
    And when I get to it well I get to it