Things I Had to Do Before 9.30am Today That Show How Dumb I Am
- •Go to a cafe far from my apartment where I'd left a book on Friday afternoon and only noticed todayThis was necessary because I have a meeting at 11am on this a paper topic I don't know what is involving this book.
- •Pay cash for coffee at said cafe because I'd left my credit card somewhereCalled dinner restaurant from last night. It's there.
- •Order a new debit card because I haven't seen mine in days and decided to acknowledge that factThere was a charge yesterday for coffee. But that wasn't me. So I'm paying for some fraud coffee.
- •Attempt to come up with a 20 page paper topic in an hourBecause I never prepare in good time, because I am dumb.
- •Make a list about being dumb rather than preparing for said meetingThere is no reason for this.