Funny things people say to me when I cut their hair

  1. I trust you
  2. I don't want it any shorter
  3. shorter but not too short, but short enough. you know.
  4. I want the same exact haircut you gave me six months ago. I don't remember what it was.
  5. Have you ever dated a client? What's the protocol for that?
  6. Sorry I keep yawning!
  7. When you're a hairdresser, do you HAVE to be nice to people? What if you don't feel like it?
    (from a kid)