THINGS I HAVE EATEN THAT I AM 100% NOT ASHAMED OF

I used to work at Bon Appétit and have hidden these things I've consumed until now. #dunkiesforever
  1. 1.
    Ritz cracker salad (pls Google)
  2. 2.
    Frilly potato chips dipped in mayo
  3. 3.
    5 heaping spoonfuls of of Funfetti® cake batter
  4. 4.
    A carnitas super burrito, consumed in bed whilst watching Scandal
  5. 5.
    Two large burgers within 3 hours of each other
  6. 6.
    Baby animals of all kinds
  7. 7.
    Lipton onion dip w/o chips (w/ finger or spoon)
  8. 8.
    Dunkin Donuts French-vanilla flavored coffee
  9. 9.
    Ranch dressing on pizza
  10. 10.
    Frozen chicken nuggets...while still frozen
  11. 11.
    Dressed-up boxed macaroni and cheese (I added cayenne pepper and breadcrumbs)
  12. 12.
    Chili's Zesty Chicken something-or-other
  13. 13.
    Pickle spear wrapped in a Kraft Single
  14. 14.
    7 s'mores (during a bad edibles experience)
  15. 15.
    4x the recommended serving of pasta