ARGUMENTS I GET INTO WITH THE INANIMATE OBJECTS IN MY APARTMENT
First post grad apartment...
- •Dammit Hulu I hate commercials! But it's not worth the $4 to switch plans! Then I wouldn't be able to complain!
- •Come on freezer! Make room for my pizza rolls!
- •Are you kidding me, used plastic bags?! I can't have used that many--stop multiplying at an alarming rate!
- •For the love of God, every surface! Clean yourself for once!
- •What's your damage, uncooked chicken?! Be delicious already!
- •Fuck you toilet! Maybe everything should go down when you flush!