ARGUMENTS I GET INTO WITH THE INANIMATE OBJECTS IN MY APARTMENT

First post grad apartment...
  1. Dammit Hulu I hate commercials! But it's not worth the $4 to switch plans! Then I wouldn't be able to complain!
  2. Come on freezer! Make room for my pizza rolls!
  3. Are you kidding me, used plastic bags?! I can't have used that many--stop multiplying at an alarming rate!
  4. For the love of God, every surface! Clean yourself for once!
  5. What's your damage, uncooked chicken?! Be delicious already!
  6. Fuck you toilet! Maybe everything should go down when you flush!