3 IDEAL STARBUCKS SCENARIOS

A girl can dream.
  1. "Do you want the regular?"
    I'm at Starbucks everyday promptly at 7:13, 10 minutes prior to my train to Boston. My order is ready just as I walk in. I am the envy of every other customer.
  2. "Surprise me!"
    I am a free spirit who trusts the barista to choose a drink for me. I tell the barista I'm a Capricorn and my perfectly tailored drink is made.
  3. "It's on us."
    My 14$ purchase is free for the day because I made a joke about how I'm getting whipped cream on my skim milk latte. The barista loves my awareness of this hypocrisy.