PAST 10 U.S. PRESIDENTS RANKED BASED ON THE AMOUNT OF SEX I THINK THEY HAD/HAVE HAD

I put very little thought into this list.
  1. 1.
    JFK
    Duh.
  2. 2.
    Bill Clinton
    Another no-brainer .
  3. 3.
    Barack Obama
    69
  4. 4.
    Ronald Reagan
    Keeping them hoes away.
  5. 5.
    Gerald Ford
    I mean...he was a model.
  6. 6.
    Lyndon Johnson
    Definitely the biggest creep on the list.
  7. 7.
    George Bush Jr.
    7th place? Not bad.
  8. 8.
    Jimmy Carter
    Pointing out dem hoes.
  9. 9.
    George Bush Sr.
    The glasses really dragged him down for this list.
  10. 10.
    Richard Nixon
    Is this the face of a man you'd want to have sex with?