Questions I'm Too Lazy To Google

I'm a very curious but lazy man.
  1. What's the first porn video ever made
    I'm part creep part porn historian
  2. Is porn historian a real profession
  3. How much do porn historians get paid
  4. Is there a list of every politician that has dabbed on camera so I can make sure not to vote for them
  5. Where are Abraham Lincoln's descendants today
  6. Where's the dude who threw his shoes at George W today
  7. Are his shoes ok
  8. Where is the perfect place to go on a first date according to random strangers on yahoo answers
    The only opinion that matters