Things I Wish Were Socially Acceptable

  1. When someone I haven't spoken to in a while asks me "How is everything going?" I should be able to tell them that my life is in shambles and that I'm currently mid-mental breakdown instead of "Great! Thanks for asking."
  2. Telling someone their dream is stupid. Like listen you're 5'7 and out of shape, ball is not life.
  3. Openly disclosing your alcoholism to your employer
  4. Going to see a kids movie alone in the middle of the day and not looking like a pedophile.
    Listen, sometimes we just need a break from adulthood.
  5. Being able to ask someone if they're single without having them think you're hitting on them and making it weird.