THOUGHTS WHILE MAKING A LIST

My thought process behind every list I've made
  1. Oh shit I just thought of an amazing list
  2. I can't wait til everyone sees this list idea of mine
  3. It will change everything
  4. All my heroes will acknowledge me finally
  5. This list is going to change history
  6. TMZ will start following me around
  7. Am I ready for the fame and fortune though
  8. What am I gunna do with all this money
  9. Maybe I'll buy a house in LA beside Brad Pitts house
  10. Okay let's start writing down this list
  11. *writes down two things*
  12. This is just stupid
  13. Why am I even doing this
  14. This isn't even funny
  15. *Deletes list*
  16. *Hates self*