Things That Happened Today

Easter 2016
  1. I saw someone at church 'dab' after getting communion
  2. My dad left his first yelp review
    One star, the car dealership is "a den of thieves"
  3. Easter dinner ended early because my uncle called his wife "a miserable cunt"
  4. I ate some pretty great macaroni and cheese
  5. Overall good Easter, 3.5/5