THINGS I DID WAKING UP SAT MORNING 10/17

  1. Cracked my back
  2. Checked my tinder messages for Netflix and chill invites
  3. Check Facebook events because I'm a loser and need to actively look for plans
  4. FaceTimed my sister and ask what time Hooters opens
  5. Asked to speak to dog, chatted with her for a bit
  6. Wipe weed crumbs off of my pillow :)
  7. Check my ex boyfriends Facebook to make sure we can accidentally casually bump into each other over the weekend and I can be looking on fleek
  8. Crack my hips intensely on both sides cause I want arthritis
  9. Checked if my roommates boyfriend is sitting on the couch
  10. Sat on couch in my underwear