DIRT THE NSA HAS ON ME

If I tell you now they can't use it against me.
  1. I've listened to "Primadonna" by Marina and the Diamonds 52 times
  2. My mom emails me pictures of our dog
  3. I have small breasts
  4. I'm really bad at geography
  5. My selfies-saved to selfies-posted ratio is kind of a bummer
  6. I turn to Yahoo Answers way more often than I should
  7. I care a lot about knowing Gossip Girl production trivia
  8. I've watched upwards of sixteen Tony Awards-related YouTube videos
  9. I saw John Cena's bare butt in a movie and I didn't like it but I google searched "John Cena's butt" as soon as I got home.