DIRT THE NSA HAS ON ME
If I tell you now they can't use it against me.
- •I've listened to "Primadonna" by Marina and the Diamonds 52 times
- •My mom emails me pictures of our dog
- •I have small breasts
- •I'm really bad at geography
- •My selfies-saved to selfies-posted ratio is kind of a bummer
- •I turn to Yahoo Answers way more often than I should
- •I care a lot about knowing Gossip Girl production trivia
- •I've watched upwards of sixteen Tony Awards-related YouTube videos
- •I saw John Cena's bare butt in a movie and I didn't like it but I google searched "John Cena's butt" as soon as I got home.