Random Thoughts

  1. Why don't all bathtubs come with pillows??
    Hello! Comfort?!
  2. Can my cat be my spirit animal even though he's my actual animal?
  3. Will I actually dedicate 2017 to finally growing out my pathetically short nails?
  4. I am happiest at around 1pm
  5. I think that hiding my thoughts in complicated abstract art counts as dealing with them
  6. Tampons should be free because hello we didn't choose this
  7. Overused inspirational quotes piss me off unless they are song lyrics
  8. I don't think anything is more difficult to answer than "are you okay" and "why are you sad"
  9. Do church go-ers feel the same way during a sermon as I do crying at a concert
  10. Why is art not a recognized religion