SKINCARE RESOLUTIONS FOR 2016 THAT DON'T SUCK

  1. I will wear sunscreen every freaking day even in winter
  2. I will have more orgasms which are amazing for skin
    There's science behind this
  3. I will eat something green everyday
  4. I will wash off my makeup
  5. I will wash my face within 5 minutes of sweating
  6. I will not pick at my face
  7. I will use the expensive skincare products I buy so they actually work
  8. I will start using a retinol
  9. I will exercise
    Improved circulation and detoxification is amazing for skin
  10. I treat my skin nice because I love it, not because I hate it