THE BEST NEW YORKER ARTICLES ABOUT HEALTH/FITNESS/WELLNESS

Inspired by @elmiguel who I think should write for them, or McSweeney's, either way if I could link to his lists here I would...
  1. The conversation my body has everyday
  2. How I wrote my own Spin + Pilates Megaformer teacher bio
    http://nyr.kr/1VLnOnc Her SpiritTone™ system, a movement technology that polishes the aura while simultaneously increasing the thigh gap, came to her in a vision after she made the painful personal decision to sneak into the employee bathroom at Bali’s famed Ubud Monkey Forest