THOUGHTS AFTER TWO WEEKENDS OF WEDDINGS IN A ROW
It happened, it was real and now I am probably going to die from alcohol poisoning. Not just weddings, wedding weekends - full on, Friday + Saturday all in commitment to merrymaking
- •If I lie here very still, will it keep me from breaking and shattering into a million pieces
- •Can I get a banana bag of fluids and an IV in my bed
- •I need to do a detox mask so badSlept in my makeup!!!!! cArdinal sin!!!! Badddddd
- •Did I eat gluten last night?
- •I'm not wearing anything but yoga pants for the next monthDressing up is fun but also SO MUCH WORK
- •Exhibit B
- •Exhibit C
- •I'm burning all my spanx
- •My feet look like I walked over burning coals from all the dancing in heels
- •Why do my calves hurt so badly?
- •Why can't I find anything? All my belongings are scattered throughout 4 different tiny pouches
- •Where is the other eyelash?
- •Oh god, is this spanx indentation permanent?
- •My internal organs hurt
- •I wish I had some leftovers
- •Hashtag everything