Requested by Nicholas Kraft

WAYS IN WHICH THE LIST APP IS ALREADY RUINING MY MARRIAGE

Requested by @Nicholas because apparently he likes watching love die
  1. 1.
    My husband tried to snuggle me and I pushed him off because I was busy writing a list
    This is him, he's so hot - I must be crazy
  2. 2.
    My husband tried to more than snuggle me
    See above... I've clearly lost my mind
  3. 3.
    I keep saying tantalizing things out loud and then not explaining them
    "But there's no nipple in that one!" "Where's the hollandaise @mindy!" "The wax! I hate the wax @ChrisK!" "MMMM GODDESS @gabimoskowitz"
  4. 4.
    I have no battery left and we have plans later and I can't stop writing lists
    He's going to murder me when I steal his phone to take cute pictures of me and my friends and then run HIS battery down
  5. 5.
    Inevitably since all I talk about is boobs I will get more likes and stuff than him
    He hates it when all I talk about is boobs (he doesn't mind at all when I beat him at things, I'm so lucky! Shit, see number #1-2 above, I have to go...)
  6. 6.
    Consistently asking husband questions like "what's that movie where that thing happened that time?" While composing list
    @steve running out of funny ways to answer my nonsensical questions, predict irritation will ensue shortly
  7. 7.
    Fights over who will get my precious beta invitations
    Also what goes into the very limiting 150 character description when I decide that the person who should get it is my beloved father-in-law who's also his dad