Inspired by driving on a bridge with @sophiec behind a moving van, and learning there's a company called "college hunks moving junk" and probably that we are both reading @mindy 's new book
  1. Pay someone else to do it, I hate moving
  2. Here let me get that for you
  3. You're too pretty to carry that
  4. Don't lift a finger
  5. Here's a glass of Sauvignon blanc, why don't you sit on the couch?
  6. Don't ruin your nails
  7. We do Crossfit so you don't have to move