WHY I LIKE SPRAY TANS/CONTOURING/DUCK FACE
Because you can't comment on posts with pictures this list is for you @ChrisK
- 1.Real tanning causes cancerOne kind is enough thank you. 💜 SPF
- 2.Everybody except a few very famous celebrities looks better with a tan...This tan is fake
- 3.This tan is fake
- 4.So is this oneBasically just assume anytime I'm tan it's fake
- 5.Before contouring was called contouring it was just called "blush"To be fair I'm not sure I know the difference. I do know that without it I look much less like a milkmaid which is bad bad bad
- 6.Duck face is cuteIs also just what my face does, dammit
- 7.More duck face - still think it's cuteI spent most of my life feeling like the cartoon version of a human and now that it's actually in style I'm not going to let the haters take that away from me...
- 8.Duck duck duckFACE
- 9.Yes I know I only shoot one angleIt's not because of my face it's because of my selfie hand
- 10.I once read an article that said having 10 items in lists makes things more "clickable"
- 11.I hate articles like that