Thoughts When You Meet a Ferret in a Santa Hat at Lunch

Emotional roller coaster
  1. 'That's a really small dog!'
  2. 'Wait, that's a ferret in a Santa hat!'
  3. 'I must hug it and love it and take it home with me forever.'
  4. 'I hope that ferret didn't give my sandwich it's ferret distemper.'