Why You Need to Listen to the My Dad Wrote a Porno Podcast Right Now

I am surprised @list community have not binge-casted this podcast yet but you have to. Right now. It's British cringe humour at its very best. It's on iTunes so you have no excuse.
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    Rocky Flinstone
    He is someone's father so Rocky Flinstone's (the author's pen name) lack of understanding about the female body is a bit shocking. Everything is always touching Belinda's cervix or ovaries which is anatomically impossible. The writing is nonsensical, the story is nonexistent, and the sex is completely nonsexual. And that is an achievement in itself. Bravo Rocky. He's also a good sport considering he got totally rinsed for 14 weeks by the Internet.
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    'Va-Gin-And Tonic'
    Alice Levine wins podcast MVP here for coming up with this line. The three friends doing the podcast are hilarious - they take an already funny concept and elevate it to a piece of art. The pure joy the trio have from reading this novel is infectious. It would not be nearly as good without them.
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    Belinda Blumenthal
    The 'titular' character of Belinda Blinked is very good at her job at Steeles Pots and Pans.
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    Tombola
    There are a lot of British phrases that may throw you off but believe me, this entire chapter is funny even if you don't know what a tombola is.
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    It's better than Fifty Shades of Grey
    There may not be a soundtrack by the Weeknd but this hilarious take down of self published erotica is everything the FSoG movie should have been.
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    The concept alone
    A son reads the self published erotic novel that his dad wrote. Cringe hilarity ensues.