CONVERSATION WITH A SECOND GRADE STUDENT
- •Kid: Miss Denise didn't you just get married?
- •Me: Yes, I got married in July!
- •Kid: And you're not having a baby yet?
- •Me: Nope, not yet, maybe in a year or two!
- •Kid: Miss if you just got married and you're not pregnant yet, that means your husband's sperm is slow!!!!!
- •(Little girl sitting next to him: Miss what's sperm?)