1. Kid: Miss Denise didn't you just get married?
  2. Me: Yes, I got married in July!
  3. Kid: And you're not having a baby yet?
  4. Me: Nope, not yet, maybe in a year or two!
  5. Kid: Miss if you just got married and you're not pregnant yet, that means your husband's sperm is slow!!!!!
  6. 😳😳😳😳😳
  7. 😱😱😱😱😱
  8. 😂😂😂😂😂
  9. (Little girl sitting next to him: Miss what's sperm?)