Names I've given my horses in Pocket Card Jockey for 3DS, because I have a problem

On 5 May 2016, Game Freak (the developers behind Pokémon) ported Pocket Card Jockey, a mobile game combining solitaire and horse racing, to the Nintendo 3DS. I have done little else but race these adorable virtual horses since. It sounds lame, but it very fun. Too fun. The more names there are listed, the deeper the game will have its claws in me.
  1. Bran Muffin
    Career winning percentage: .500
  2. Funk Engine
    CWP: .471
  3. Short Lightning
    CWP: .250
  4. Jumbo Jumpsuit
    CWP: .471
  5. Kung Fu Zoom In