Things I found white cleaning out my closet today

I haven't tidied that closet in years
  1. A record cleaning brush
    I was wondering where this went
  2. About a million Ethernet cables, extension cords, and USB-powered knick knacks
    Remnants of the Wired Age
  3. Like four old GSM phones
    Remnants of the early Wireless Age
  4. A spiral-bound notebook chronicling the 2001 and 2002 International Football Association seasons
    This was a league I made up, Robert Coover-style. My handwriting has not changed in 15 years.
  5. My Stylophone!
  6. An alphabetized movie watchlist that has to be at least 10 years old
    And for dammit there's still movies on there that I haven't seen yet. The work is never done.
  7. A fuckload of dice
    I want to pay DnD again so bad.
  8. A 1 GB iPod Shuffle
    With the dock and everything! And it still works! Why did I even stash this away?!