Things I could say to get my wife to leave me

@rachelmlucas is a very forgiving person, but there are lines that can never be crossed.
  1. "I don't know, I just don't find Harry Potter that likeable."
  2. "Do you really _need_ another dress?"
  3. "Both Zach Braff and Death Cab for Cutie were overrated."
  4. "Sorry, I ate your donut."
  5. Taunt her as she dies in Donkey Kong or Mario
  6. UPDATE: Apparently anything not 100% accurate about Garden State.