Things I could say to get my wife to leave me
@rachelmlucas is a very forgiving person, but there are lines that can never be crossed.
- •"I don't know, I just don't find Harry Potter that likeable."
- •"Do you really _need_ another dress?"
- •"Both Zach Braff and Death Cab for Cutie were overrated."
- •"Sorry, I ate your donut."
- •Taunt her as she dies in Donkey Kong or Mario
- •UPDATE: Apparently anything not 100% accurate about Garden State.