WAYS I HIT ON MY WIFE THE DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY (AND HER REACTIONS)
I hit on my wife, @rachelmlucas, a lot. So often, I'm not entirely sure she notices all the time. Here are her reactions from today. (Also, I'm taking recommendations while trying to keep her in the dark about it.)
- •Me: (Just after we woke up) Hey honey, got any plans for today? Because I'm free *alllll* day.Her: (Bleary eyed) "Is that one of our children crying?"
- •Hey mommy, see anything you like? (While holding our naked son.)"Aww, you're so chubby!" (To our son.)
- •Hey baby, want some chicken fingers for lunch? Or would you rather..."Chicken fingers." 🙄
- •(Made a list of the times I hit on her today.)(Reading it) "I don't remember any of these."
- •Hey, wanna 🍆 while the girls play Legos?(Laughing) "No." "Sorry, I shouldn't laugh." (Laughs some more) "No way."