WAYS I HIT ON MY WIFE THE DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY (AND HER REACTIONS)

I hit on my wife, @rachelmlucas, a lot. So often, I'm not entirely sure she notices all the time. Here are her reactions from today. (Also, I'm taking recommendations while trying to keep her in the dark about it.)
  1. Me: (Just after we woke up) Hey honey, got any plans for today? Because I'm free *alllll* day.
    Her: (Bleary eyed) "Is that one of our children crying?"
  2. Hey mommy, see anything you like? (While holding our naked son.)
    "Aww, you're so chubby!" (To our son.)
  3. Hey baby, want some chicken fingers for lunch? Or would you rather...
    "Chicken fingers." 🙄
  4. (Made a list of the times I hit on her today.)
    (Reading it) "I don't remember any of these."
  5. Hey, wanna 🍆 while the girls play Legos?
    (Laughing) "No." "Sorry, I shouldn't laugh." (Laughs some more) "No way."