Inopportune Places That I Have Vomited

i have a weak constitution
  1. in the aisle of an American Airlines flight after it had already landed and everyone (myself included) was in the single-file line to exit
  2. in the parking lot of the Kohl's on Route 110 in Huntington Station, NY
  3. onto the $8.99 blue jean and Hawaiian shirt display table in the Kohl's on Route 110 in Huntington Station, NY
  4. onto the bedroom floor of my Bleecker Street apartment
  5. onto the bedroom floor of my Silverlake apartment
  6. onto my dog (he decided to drink from the toilet bowl moments before the one time i actually made it to the toilet)
  7. JFK International Airport, various
  8. LaGuardia Airport, various
  9. LAX International Airport, various
  10. in and around SUNY Geneseo's campus that one weekend i visited a "real" college (not unusual nor totally inopportune, but very basic)