Magic Spells That Control My Dog and Their Side-effects

  1. "Want your breakfast?"
    will induce fits of licking and tail wagging
  2. "Want your dinner?"
    will induce fits of licking and tail wagging
  3. "Do you want a treat?"
    this is a dangerous spell that often backfires. when used correctly it will allow you to control behavior for 3.5 seconds, but any further delay will lead to uncontrollable barking
  4. "Bad dog!"
    will induce whimpering and depression but no noticeable change in bad behavior
  5. "Bed time!"
    will induce a sprint under the covers only when combined with the Lights Off potion
  6. "Are you my best friend?"
    will induce open mouth kisses and, when horizontal, the depression of one's trachea by an overexcited paw
  7. "Stop barking."
    Nothing.
    Suggested by   @bryce