1. "Don't you think I've exhausted every other option?"
    -Eddie Kim, explaining why he put snakes on a plane, Snakes On A Plane
  2. "He's either very smart or very dumb."
    -Mr. Furious, Mystery Men
  3. "If this is the apocalypse, he thought, it should have come sooner."
    -Stephen King, Under the Dome
  4. "If the E Street Band at full throttle doesn’t fill you with joy, you’re probably dead."
    -Jeffrey Goldberg, writer for The Atlantic
  5. “‘Transformers’ is science fiction. The Army has never fought giant robots, but if we did, this is probably how we’d do it.”
    -Lt. Col. Paul Sinor, Office of the Chief of Public Affairs, U.S. Army