Things I Said to My Dog as We Watched Zack Snyder's Man of Steel Together

i don't have roommates
  1. "You're MY baby and he's THEIR baby!"
    when Jor-El and Lara said goodbye to baby Kal-El
  2. "This movie sure gets lame when they leave Krypton."
    when they left Krypton at minute 19
  3. "Should we switch to The Grey?"
    when Clark dicks around in the Arctic
  4. "I agree."
    we switched to The Grey at minute 33