some thoughts on final exams

  1. what's the minimum grade I need to pass?
  2. if I sleep with my professor would that work?
  3. I don't need sleep
  4. this is my 7th cup of coffee today is that bad
  5. how much caffeine does it take to die
  6. maybe I'll die & not have to take my exams
  7. I'm so tired I just want these tests to be over
  8. A second all-nighter sure it's fine
  9. when was the last time I ate?
  10. when this is over I'm getting so drunk
  11. I might actually be going insane
  12. I'm losing the ability to physically function
  13. I'm fine 🙃 everything is fine 🙃