Things That Make Me Feel Like a Bitch

  1. holding a coffee shop table for a group
    everyone wants a place to sit & work & I'm here all by myself
  2. sarcastic jokes that people take seriously
    wait, I didn't mean it, i was kidding
  3. taking the last piece of food
    no one wanted it but what if they secretly did & I ruined their dream
  4. not having food/drinks to offer to guests
    gotta be a proper hostess
  5. asking a barista to remake your drink
    it's not what I ordered I'm sorry
  6. being quiet with a new group of people
    apparently my rbf makes people think I hate them, I really don't I'm just shy & that's just my face