1. An F bomb slipping out at church.
  2. Falling down the stairs and catching my teeth on a stair resulting in them snapping off.
  3. Hyperextending a knee.
  4. Realizing after a Pilates class that I had a hole in my crotch the whole time. Really this is my #1
  5. A brick getting thrown at my windshield from an overpass.
  6. My car flying off a bridge. I'm a middle lane girl.
  7. Getting pulled over by a fake cop
  8. Steph Curry slippin
  9. My eardrums exploding in a plane